mom words volume 4

More weird things I say to my kid:

Don't step in your pee pee.

Don't rub your snot on your belly

Is that a noodle in your nose?

(While dodging tiny fingers and with Evaleigh laughing hysterically)  Please don't pull my eyelashes out!

You can't get in the shower with your clothes on. 

Why are you sitting on your dads face?

(pictures from our date with Jenna and Julie to get free Chick-fil-a)

mom words vol. 3

I still cant believe some of things that come out of my mouth while talking to my child during the day:

-Why are you sitting on your monkey?

-What are you eating off of your foot?

-You're just a little nipple monster.

-You only have two feet you can't wear 3 shoes.

-Evie don't color on your chicken.

mom words vol. 2

Round two of weird things that come out of my mouth when Im talking to Evaleigh.

-Don't paint on your pants with your banana.

-Please don't write on that suitcase with chalk.

-How did all that cheese get in your diaper?

-Don't lick the sand!

-No thanks I don't want your soggy pepperoni.

-Why are you trying to beat that chicken?

She's a gem....

mom words

Do you ever find yourself saying the weirdest things as a mom? I mean, sentences and phrases that after you say them you repeat them silently to yourself and think, "What the heck??" I do...all of the time. Here are just a few that happened yesterday, just yesterday.

-Did you put that sock in the toilet?

-Ok, thats it. No more digging through the trash.

-You may not eat that crayon!!

-Evaleigh spit the sticker out.

-Shoes are not for your mouth they are for our feet.

Can you tell we still are in the everything in the mouth stage? EJ is a mess but gosh I love her.